Eastin News (Business and Ending)

Business Section
Unemployment
Important
By Eastin
Unemployment is still high even though alot of us thought it was over but it is not. It is not pretty. People are losing jobs. Its so sad when your father or mother is a part of it. So parents I suggest you work real hard to not get fired.
Ending
Thank you for reading. Little Lacey will be here next week. I will keep you updated on everything. Bye!

Eastin News (Hard News and Entertainment)

Hard News Section
Earthquake in Chile
Important
By Eastin
There was a earthquake in Chile (Chil-e). Chile is by Africa. It was worse than the one in Haiti but there was less damage. How you ask? Chile is used to having earthquakes so their houses are stronger. But still little damage happened. It became as important as Haiti. It is probably the world record for toughest earthquake. There is much more to tell but I don't have the time so bye!
Joke
Kids
By Billy Bob
Hey it's Billy Bob here with a good joke!
Q) What a famous food in Chile?
A) Chili!
Ha, ha, ha! Come back next for a joke from Billy Bob!
Entertainment Section
Kids Choice Awards
Important
By Eastin
Kids Choice Awards premiered yesterday with a bunch of neat things. For the cartoon thing they had like a dance smackdown thing. Cartoons in them were Penguins of Madagascar and Poof and Anti-Poof and Fanboy and Chum Chum. I wanted Poof and Poof but no it was Fanboy and Chum Chum. Alot of the votes that won were the votes I voted for. Twilight The New Moon lost! I haven't seen it so I didn't vote for it but I vote for Alvin and the Chipmunks The Squeakuel that won! They said sorry to Twilight. See it online sometime.
To be continued...

Eastin News (Welcome and Sports)

Welcome
Eastin News is back. We have Billy Bob here today. We will try to have all categories today. We are sorry about business section. We will try and do it today so here we go.
Sports Section
NCAA Basketball Tournament
Important
By Eastin
The NCAA Basketball Tournament and they have announced the final four teams. The teams are Butler and West Virginia and the rest will be announced later. I will keep you updated on the basketball tournament. Continued next week.
The different types of games and how they are different
Kids
By Billy Bob
Hey! It's Billy Bob to tell you different games. Here we go!
Basketball
Soccer
Football
Baseball
Softball
Ping Pong
Tennis
Darts
Other
Look at all those games! Come back next time with Billy Bob!
To be continued...

Eastin News (Ending)

Ending
Thanks for reading sorry there is no business news. Billy Bob here next week and I except to see you read next week. Bye!

Sorry Folks

Hey it's Eastin. You know that song thing I do on Tuesdays? Well, I've decided that people think it's not too interesting and for me it's hard work so for a few weeks I'm going to stop. It'll be back soon though. Bye!

Songs (Not Famous Songs)

Hey it's Eastin. I decided that one measly song wouldn't hurt. Here's Stop!
Look at me! No now! Look at me straight in the eyes. Now. Listen to me. Your killing me! I mean I know your sensitive. But right now you are giving me a headache! I can't bare it any longer. So I just want to say... Stop! Stop that racket. Stop! Stop that crying! Stop! Cause your killing me! Stop! Your giving me a headache! Stop! Stop cause I'm doing my math and your crying is making my thoughts get messed up! So stop! Stop, stop, stop. Stop! Stop yeah! Stop!
Thanks for listening! Come next time!

The Mystery of the Stolen Secret Files Part Three

Chapter Four TJ's Accident

Easter was fast asleep in bed while I was watching Joe and Casey plus eight. TJ was playing with his toy. I was too busy with the TV and I didn't notice anything. But when I wasn't looking he lifted his hind leg and...
"TJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed.
By then I was watching! Easter ran down the stairs and said,
"Don't yell at...(sniffs) Ew! What is that smell? Did you go outside and get sprayed by a skunk?"
"No!! Can't you see the TV?" I said.
"Oh."
I made Easter clean it up since it's her pet. I was so mad. Then I started watching TV again.
Chapter Five Mall-crawl

We have to go to the mall because we have enough for a suitcase. So we ave to go when everyone got there all the girls besides Ava said,
"This is just like our Mall-crawl!"
Ava looked confused and me and Drake felt like we were gonna barf. Then we all go in.
"So, what store in the mall are we going to?" Easter asked.
"The Product Mentle?" Ava suggested.
"That isn't even a store!" said Joy.
"And mentle isn't even a word!" Madeline added.
"And even if it is a store it's not in the mall," said Reina.
"Girl talk!" whispered Drake.
"Tell me about it!" I said. "We're go to the Mystery History store."
I look at the map.
"It should be right to our right," I said.
We looked over.
"How did we not notice that?" said Drake.
"No clue!" said Easter sort of like a joke.
We all shrugged. We went in and talked to a worker there.
"Hi, we are looking for a briefcase?" I said.
"Follow me!" said the worker.
He walked over to a bunch of little briefcases.
"So which uno should we do?" Reina asked.
Easter looked like she was hypnotized. She was walking to a briefcase. All of us were staring at her while she did and then stopped. I walked over.
"Oh man!" I said.
"Oh...!" said Easter.
"No!" I said.
"What? What?" Ava said, jumping up and down.
All the others ran over t0 see. Before us stood a pink, glittery, shiny briefcase that said 'Girls Rule!' on the front. All the girls stood in awe while me and Drake felt sick.
“Guys!” I said.
“Fine!” Easter said.
“Let’s get something more sleuth like!” I said.
I saw one.
“I like this one!” I said.
We all looked at it. It was black with a little bit of white which looked more mysterious. Everyone nodded yes. So it was settled we took it off and went to the cashier.
“We are ready to pay!” I said.
Then the women swept the briefcase.
“That will be nineteen dollars!” said the women.
“That’s not cheap!” said Drake.
But he got out the money and paid the women.
“Come back to the history of the mystery!” said the women.
“It’s History Mystery!” said Easter.
The lady stared.
“Never mind!” Easter said.
Then we left.